Jokes

A Native American went into a grocery store looking for toilet paper. When asked about the choices available, the grocer replied, "Well we have Charmin for 99 cents."

The Native American said "No 99."

"Well," said the grocer, "how about this Northern for 89 cents?"

"No 89." said the Native American.

The grocer then said, "There is this generic for 29 cents."

"What is generic?" asks the Native American.

"It's called generic because it has no name," said the grocer.

"Okay, generic." said the Native American.

The next day the Native American comes back into the store and tells the grocer he has a name for the generic toilet paper. "What is the name?" asked the grocer.

"John Wayne." said the Native American.

"Why John Wayne?" asked the puzzled grocer.

"Because it's rough, it's tough, and it don't take no shit from no Indian!"