Jesus and Moses are playing golf.

Jesus is winning and starts to get cocky.

At the top of a hill on the tenth hole, Jesus pulls out a five iron.

Moses says, "Jesus, are you crazy, you should be using a nine iron, not a five iron".

"Arnold Palmer would use a five iron", Jesus replied.
So Jesus, using the wrong club, hits the ball way long.

"Aw Shucks", says Jesus.

On the next hole, Jesus again uses his five iron, instead of the appropriate seven iron.

Moses again warns him of his upcoming mistake.

"Arnold Plamer would use this club if he were playing", said Jesus.
And like the last time the shot is long lands in the water.

Jesus, chasing after his ball, goes down to the water trap and walks out over the lake looking for his ball.

The men in the group behind see this and runs up to Moses in astonishment. "Who does that man think he is, Jesus Christ!?"

Moses replies, "No, he thinks he is Arnold Palmer"!