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A guy named Bill worked at a pickle factory. He was a good man except for one thing: he compulsively stuck his wang in the pickle slicer.
One day he decided to tell his wife, Mary, about this compulsion. She suggested that he get help, but his answer to that was he would be far too embarrassed. So he resolved to never stick his penis in the pickle slicer again.
About a week later he came back from work and told Mary that he was fired.
Mary said "my God, Bill! How did this happen?"
He said "I did it again... But this time my boss caught me."
Mary said "for heavens sake... and what did your boss do with the pickle slicer?"
He said "Oh, she was fired too!"
One day he decided to tell his wife, Mary, about this compulsion. She suggested that he get help, but his answer to that was he would be far too embarrassed. So he resolved to never stick his penis in the pickle slicer again.
About a week later he came back from work and told Mary that he was fired.
Mary said "my God, Bill! How did this happen?"
He said "I did it again... But this time my boss caught me."
Mary said "for heavens sake... and what did your boss do with the pickle slicer?"
He said "Oh, she was fired too!"
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