Jokes

An alien walks into a bar and starts poking this guy. The guy says, "Stop poking me or I'll kick your ass." But the alien pokes him again. So the guy takes the alien outside to kick his ass.

Then they go back into the bar and the alien pokes him again. The man says, "If you poke me again, I'll chop your dick off!" But the alien pokes him again. So the guy takes the alien outside to chop his dick off. He pulls down the alien's pants and sees that he doesn't have a dick. The guy says, "Well how the hell do you fuck?" The alien says, "POKE."