Jokes

An dumb blonde walks into a store. She says, "Can I have that T.V. up there?" The man running the store says, "No you're a dumb blonde."

She comes back with a black wig on and asks for the T.V. The man says no. Then she comes in as a brunette, but she is rejected again.

She finally goes in as her own natural self and asks how he knew it was her and why she couldn't have the T.V. The man says, "Because, ma'am... That's a microwave!"