Jokes

On the final day of judgment there were three men preparing to enter Heaven's pearly gates. As they approached, they were informed that they would receive a means of transportation according to how faithful they had been in their marriage. The longer they were faithful, the better the means of transportation would be.

So the first man walked up and said, "I've been faithful to my wife for five and a half years." He received a Honda and was told to enter Heaven.

The second man came up and said, "I've been faithful to my wife for eighteen years." He received a Ford f-150 and drove into the gates of heaven.

Finally the last man stepped up and said, "I've been faithful to my wife for thirty-five years." He received a H2 Hummer and was also given a stretch limo.

Later that day, the guy who received the Honda drove past the guy who received the hummer and limo, and saw the man kicking his two vehicles. The guy with the Honda pulled up, rolled his window down and asked the guy, "What's wrong?"

The guy replied angrily, "I can't believe it! I just saw my wife enter Heaven on roller skates!"