Jokes

Little Johnny went to his first day of school. His mom told his teacher "Do not call on little Johnny because little Johnny always ends up saying bad words." The teacher tells the mom she will not call on him.

In class, she asks, "Who can tell me a word that starts with an 'A'?" Little Johnny raises his hand. But the teacher remembers what his mother said, and ignores him. She calls on some one else. "Apple," said the student.

Then she asks, "Who can tell me a word that starts with a 'B'?" Little Johnny raises his hand real high, but she ingores him again, and calls on someone else. "Bat," Says the student.

She goes on along the alphabet until she gets to the letter 'R'. She still hasn't called on little Johnny, and he looks strained. She thought, "There is no swear word that starts with 'R'." So she calls on him, and he says, "A rat! A huge motherfuckin' rat!"