Jokes

A man was robbing a house. All of a sudden he heard, "Jesus is watching you" coming from somewhere around him. The man did not believe what he was hearing, so he went back to the burglary. Ten minutes later, he heard it again: "Jesus is watching you."

He wanted to find out where the voice was coming from, so he turned around and saw a parrot behind him. He asked the parrot what its name was. The parrot replied that his name was Moses.

The man thought this odd, so he he asked, "What kind of person names a parrot 'Moses?'"

The parrot replied, "The same person who names a rottweiler 'Jesus.'"