Jokes

There was a Chinese guy, a Mexican and a hillbilly in a sauna. They all heard a phone ring. The Chinese guy said, "That's me! I have a microchip in my hand that works as a phone."

A couple minutes later, they heard a beeping noise. The Mexican says, "That's me! I have a microchip in my hand that works as a beeper."

Then the hillbilly goes into the bathroom and comes back with a roll of toilet paper coming out of the back of his pants. He says, "Oh look! I think I'm getting a fax!"