Jokes

There was a woman that was pregnant with triplets. One day, she went to the bank, and there was a robbery. The robber shot her three times in the belly.

She was rushed to the hospital. The doctor said that her babies would be okay, and by their sixteenth birthdays, the bullets would be out of them.

On their sixteenth birthday, the first kid ran to his mom and said, "Mom! I just went to the bathroom and a bullet came out!" The second kid came running to his mom and said the same thing as his brother.

The third ran and said, "Mom! I just went to the bathroom and-" "Let me guess, a bullet came out?" the mom interrupted.
"No," he replied. "I farted and shot the cat!"