Jokes

One day, two men were sitting at a bar in a fifteen story building. One guy says to the other, "I dare you to jump out the window, swoop around the building, and come back in." The other guy says, "That's not possible. You're nuts."

So the first guy says, "Here, I will show you it's possible." So he jumps out the window, swoops around the building and comes back in. Then he says, "Okay, now it's your turn." So the guy jumps out the window. He falls past the fourteenth floor, thirteenth floor, etc., sidewalk, splat.

The bartender says to the other man, "You know, Superman, you're a real jerk when your drunk!"