Jokes

Three monsters called Manners, Mind-Your-Own-Business and Trouble were on holiday trip together.
One day, Trouble went missing. Manners and Mind-Your-Own-Business decided to report to the police that Trouble was missing.

When they got to the police station, Manners got frightened and decided to stay outside. Mind-Your-Own-Business decided to report their loss. The police officer asked him his name, to which the monster replied, "Mind-Your-Own-Business." The desk sergeant crossly said,"Where's your manners?" Mind-Your-Own-Business replied, "Outside."

On hearing such rudeness, the desk sergeant said, "Are you looking for Trouble?" To which Mind-Your-Own-Business quickly replied, "Yes, please!"