Jokes

A guy walks into a bar and tell another guy, "My wife won't give me any. How do you get action?" The guy says, "I come here and get drunk. Then I go home, crawl under the covers, and start licking my wife's butt."

So the guy takes this advice. He goes home drunk and licks her butt. Then he's like, "I can't kiss her with this breath." So he goes into the bathroom and starts brushing his teeth and hears a noise. He opens the shower and sees his wife. His wife says, "shh! My mother is sleeping!"