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After spending time with Eve, Adam was walking in the garden with God. Adam told God how much the woman means to him and how blessed he feels to have her. Adam began to ask questions about her.

Adam: Lord, Eve is so beatiful. Why did you make her so Beatiful?

God: So you will always want to look at her.

Adam: Her skin is so soft. Why did you make her skin so soft?

God: So you will always want to touch her.

Adam: She always smells so good. Lord, why did you make her always smell so good?

God: So you will always want to be near her.

Adam: That's wonderful Lord, and I don't want to seem ungrateful Lord, but why did you make her so stupid?

God: So she would love you.

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