Jokes

There was a girl that always fell asleep in class, and the teacher was getting fed up. So he started to ask her questions in order to keep her awake. But there was a guy behind the girl that kept poking her in the back with a pin to make her curse out.

So the teacher asked the girl this, "Who created the earth?" POKE..."God all mighty!" she cursed. The teacher was impressed so he asked another question. "Who died on the cross for all of us?" POKE..."Jesus Christ!" she cursed again. The teacher decided to ask one more question. "What did Eve say to Adam when she bore their last child?" POKE..."If you stick that thing in me one more time I'll break it in two!"