Jokes

A boy named Johnny was at his new school for the first day. His teacher asked, "What is your name?" "Johnny Fuckhour," he replies. This angered the teacher, so she told him: "You are going to the principal's office for your nasty little joke." "But that really is my name," Johnny says, "Ask my little brother; he's in the fifth grade.

Johnny's teacher stormed down to the fifth grade room and asked the teacher, "Do you have a Fuckhour in here?" The fifth grade teacher replies, "No, I don't even have a coffee break!"