Jokes

Two senior couples are walking alongside one another; wives in front, husbands at the rear. Herb says to Sam, "we went to a new restaurant last night and had a simply fantastic meal, good prices too."

Sam says, "well, we like to eat out, too; what was the name of the restaurant?"

Herb says, "you're going to have to help me out here a little. What's the name of that pretty flower that smells sweet, grows on a thorny bush?"

Sam says, "You mean 'roses'?"

"Yes, yes, that's it!" cries Herb, then calls ahead to his wife. "Rose. Hey, Rose! What was the name of the restaurant we ate at last night?"