A priest and another guy from the church went fishing one day because another priest was gonna take over this church, so they get out there and the priest catches this big ol' fish. The guy from the church says, "man, that is one big son of a bitch!"

The priest said, "what!" The man says, "oh well that's the name of the fish -- it's a 'son-of-a-bitch fish'." The priest says, "oh ok, I got ya."

So they go back to the church and one of the nuns says, "wow that's a mighty fish there, Father." The priest says, "well I caught this son of a bitch. She says, "what!" He says, "well that's the name of the fish -- it's a 'son-of-a-bitch fish'." She says, "oh ok, I got ya."

So the nun takes it and cleans it, and the nun that's gonna cook it comes up and says, "man, that's a big fish." The nun that cleaned it said, "well I caught this son of a bitch. She says, "what!" The nun that cleaned it says, "Well that's the name of the fish -- it's a 'son-of-a-bitch fish'." She says, "Oh ok, I got ya."

So that night the new priest comes and sits at the table and they start talking and the nun that cooked it brought out the fish and layed it on the table and then sat down.

The new priest says, "Man, that fish is beautiful."
So the priest that caught it says, "Well, I caught that son of a bitch."
Then the nun that cleaned it says, "Well, I cleaned that son of a bitch."
Then the nun that cooked it says, "Well, I cooked that son of a bitch."
So the new priest says, "You know what, ya'll are some swell mother fuckers!"