Jokes

There was a blonde, a redhead and a brunette.They all went to a bar together.In this bar was a mirror that, if you say something true, something good will happen to you, but if you say something not true, then you would disappear. So the redhead went up to the mirror and said, "I think I'm smart." Nothing happened. Then she goes out to her car and a stack of money is in her passenger seat. The brunette goes up there and says, "I think I'm smart." Nothing happens.The next day she becomes famous.Finally, the blonde goes up to the mirror and says, "I think...." POOF! She disappears.