Jokes

A blonde went into a department store and asked the salesman if she could buy the television on display. The salesman replied, "No, we don't sell to blondes!" The next day she came back wearing a brown wig and asked again,"Can I buy this television?" The salesman replied,"No,we don't sell to blondes." "How did you know I was a blonde?," she asked.The salesman replied,"Becouse that is a microwave."