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1.Your mama is so stupid, she got in an elavator and thought it was a mobile home.
2.Your mama is like a hardware store. 5 cents a nut, 10 cents a screw.
3.Your mama is like a car. Once you get her turned over, she's ready to go.
4.Your mama is like a T.V. Even a two year old can turn her on.
5.Your mama is like a shotgun. Give her a cock and she's ready to blow.
6.You're so poor, I walked in your front door, a roach tripped me and a rat stole my wallet.
7.You're so poor, I walked in your front door and fell off your back porch.
8.You're so poor, I walked in your front door and there were a bunch of roaches singing, "We are family hey, hey, hey."
9.I'll cut you down so low you can bungie jump with a tampon string.
10.I'll cut you down so low you'll be walking around carrying a sign that says,"Don't spit, can't swim."
2.Your mama is like a hardware store. 5 cents a nut, 10 cents a screw.
3.Your mama is like a car. Once you get her turned over, she's ready to go.
4.Your mama is like a T.V. Even a two year old can turn her on.
5.Your mama is like a shotgun. Give her a cock and she's ready to blow.
6.You're so poor, I walked in your front door, a roach tripped me and a rat stole my wallet.
7.You're so poor, I walked in your front door and fell off your back porch.
8.You're so poor, I walked in your front door and there were a bunch of roaches singing, "We are family hey, hey, hey."
9.I'll cut you down so low you can bungie jump with a tampon string.
10.I'll cut you down so low you'll be walking around carrying a sign that says,"Don't spit, can't swim."
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