Jokes

One day a cop stopped a man who was driving very fast. The cop asked the driver for his documents, but the man refused to give them. The cop then asked why not.

The driver answered, "The documents are on the back seat of the car, right near the dead body."

The cop was so shocked from what the man told him that he called for backup. When backup arrived they told the man to show them the dead body. The man showed them the back seat but there was no dead body to be found.

Then the driver said,"After five minutes, that crazy policeman may tell you that I was driving past the limit."