Jokes

Kevin is 12 years old. One morning he wakes up and says to his mother,"Hey mom, my penis is small for my age." So the mom says,"Okay, we will go see the doctor this afternoon."
When they get to the doctor they explain what they are there for. The doctor says,"This is not common, but I know just the thing to solve your problem..just eat a lot of toast." When Kevin and his mom got back home, his mom makes a whole bunch of toast, but she only gives Kevin half of it. Kevin asks his mom,"Who are the rest of the toast for?" The mom replies by saying,"Your dad."