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8/21/2008
A 90 year old man married a very young woman. Upon staying for 6 months together the wife of this old man conceived. The old man asked his doctor, "How this could have happened?"
The doctor then said, "Look here, let me tell you a story." An absent minded hunter went in the forest hunting; but instead of carrying a gun the fellow carried an umbrella. He saw a lion running straight at him. The hunter picked up his umbrella and shot the lion. The lion lay dead on the ground.
"Impossible!" exclaimed the old man. "Somebody must have shot from the other side."
"Exactly!" replied the doctor.
The doctor then said, "Look here, let me tell you a story." An absent minded hunter went in the forest hunting; but instead of carrying a gun the fellow carried an umbrella. He saw a lion running straight at him. The hunter picked up his umbrella and shot the lion. The lion lay dead on the ground.
"Impossible!" exclaimed the old man. "Somebody must have shot from the other side."
"Exactly!" replied the doctor.
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