Jokes

A guy walks into a pet store and says to the clerk,"I'm looking for a Christmas present for my girlfriend." The clerk says,"I know the perfect present." He brings out a parrot and says,"The parrot's name is Chet." Then he told him,"If you light a match under his right foot he will sing "SANTA CLAUSE IS COMING TO TOWN" and if you hold him under is left foot he will sing "JINGLE BELL ROCK." The guy says,"I'll take it" and he brought it home and told his girlfriend what the parrot could do. Then his girlfriend said,"I wonder what would happen if you light a match between his legs" and Chet starts singing," CHESTS NUTS ROASTING OVER AN OPEN FIRE"