Jokes

A guy went to a bar one day and he saw a sign that said "Make the horse laugh and you get $100." So he went over to the horse and whispered in his ear and the horse started laughing hysterically. Then the bartender told him "If you make him cry I'll give you $200." So the man went over and whispered in the horses ear and the horse started crying.So the bartender said, "Here is your money. Just tell me how you did it." The man replied,"To make him laugh, I said my dick was bigger than yours. And to make him cry, I proved it."