Jokes

There was a new boy at school in california and when he went to class the teacher asked him for his name and where he was from.The boy replied,"I'm the motherfucker from canbereee and I'll kick your balls from tree to tree."
So the teacher took the young boy to the principals office and explained what the problem was.The principal bellowed at the young boy with his stinky deadly breath," What's your name and where did you come from?"The boy sat there very still and quiet then bellowed back,"I'm THE MOTHERFUCKER FROM CANBEREEE AND I'LL KICK YOUR BALLS FROM TREE TO TREE."The principal had not seen such bad behavior before and he called the boys mom .His mom said to the little boy,"What did you say your name was?" The boy replied,"I'm the motherfucker from canbereee and I'll kick your balls from tree to tree." The mom took the boy home that night and killed him. The young son went to hell and the devil said to him."Whats your name and where did you come from?" The boy replied,"I'm the motherfucker from canbereee and I'll kick your balls from tree to tree." The devil replied, with a smile,"Oh yeah, well I'm the motherfucker from underground and I'll toast your balls till their crispy brown."