Jokes

Three men where sitting in a sauna and there was a ringing sound.One of the men pressed his arm and the first man said,
"Whats that?" The second man replied,"Oh, I have a mobile phone microchip in my arm." Then there was a beeping noise and the third man pressed the palm of his hand.The first man asked,"Whats that you've got there?" "Oh, it's a fax microchip in my hand", the third man replied.Then the other man who had been asking all the questions felt a bit left out, so he went to the toilet and came back with a piece of toilet paper coming from his ass. The two other men asked ,"Whats that?" The first man answered, "Oh, I'm just getting a fax."