Jokes

One day an amish mom and her daughter are riding in the buggy. The daughter says to the mom, "My hands are cold." So the mom says, "Put them between your legs and they'll warm up." The next day the daughter and her boyfriend are riding in the buggy, the boyfriend says, "My hands are cold", and the daughter says, "Put them between my legs and they'll warm up." The next day they are riding in the buggy and the boyfriend says, "My nose is cold." The daughter once again says, "Put it between my legs and it will warm up." Then the next day, when they are going down the road, the boyfriend says, "My penis is cold", and the daughter says, "Put it between my legs and it will warm up." The next day, the daughter says to the mom, "Do you know what a penis is?" The mom says, "Yes, why do you ask?" The daughter replies, "Because it makes a hell of a mess when it defrosts!"