Jokes

Once there were three men walking in the woods.They came upon an evil witch's house. This witch decided to cut their balls off according their father's proffesion.The first guy's father was a carpenter, so the witch chopped his balls off with a saw. The second guy's father was a welder and she took her torch and melted his balls off. When she came to the third guy, he started to laugh. She asked what was so funny. He replied,"My father was an ice cream man, so you'll have to lick them off."