A philosopher, a mathamatician and a blonde all go to hell. The Devil makes them a deal. If you can stump me, I will let you go to heavan. The philosopher asks a philosophy question and the Devil snaps his fingers and a book appears and he reads the answer. The mathamatician asks a math question and the Devil,again,simply snaps his fingers and a book appears and he abnswers the math question. Then the blonde pulls up a chair and drills three holes in it and farts. She asks the Devil,"What hole did the fart come out of?" The Devil says,"That's easy, all of them." Then the blonde says,"No, it came out of the hole in my ass.. duh."