Jokes

There were three ducks that were swimming in a pond after midnight. The police saw them and took them to jail. The next day the three ducks went to court and the judge asked the first duck,"Why were you in the pond after midnight?" The first duck said, "I was blowing bubbles." "OK", said the judge. The second duck gets up there and the judge asks the same question. The second duck says,"I was blowing bubbles." "OK", says the judge. The third duck gets up there. The judge says,"What were you doing in the pond after midnight?" The third duck replies,"They told you they were blowing bubbles..right?", he says.."I'm Bubbles."