Jokes

Three men were walking in the desert. One was carrying a bottle of water and one was holding a unbrella. The other man was caryying a car door. All three were captured by indians. The indians said they would release them if they could prove they were clever. The indians asked the first man,"Why do you carry a bottle of water?" The first man replies,"So I can open it if I get thirsty." The indians,thinking he was clever, let him go. Then they asked the second man,"Why do you carry a unbrella?" The second man replies,"So I can use it for shade if it gets hot." The indians,thinking he was clever,let him go also. Then they asked the third man,"Why do you carry a car door?" The third man replied," So if it gets hot, I can roll the window down."