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An old man hobbles into a bar and struggles to get on the chair. "Banana split please", he says.
"Crushed nuts?", asks the waitress.
"No", the old man replies, "Arthritis."
"Crushed nuts?", asks the waitress.
"No", the old man replies, "Arthritis."
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