Jokes

A paddy Englishman, a paddy Irishman, a paddy Scotsman and a paddy Welshman were on a plane together over the Atlantic. The pilot said they would have to lose three people because the plane was too heavy, and they had no parachutes. The paddy Welshman opened the door and said,"I'm doing this for Wales", and jumped out of the plane. Then the paddy Scotsman looked out the door and said, "I'm doing this for Scotland", and jumped out of the plane. Then the paddy Irishman and the paddy Englishman went over to the open door of the plane. The paddy Irishman says, "I'm doing this for Ireland", and pushes the paddy Englishman out of the plane.