Jokes

One day a little boy took a shower with his dad. He asked his dad what his thing was. The dad told him it was his snake. The next day the little boy took a shower with his mother. He asked her what her thing was. She told him it was her bush. Then the little boy asked her what her breasts were. She told him they were her headlights. That night the little boy went into his parents room. When he saw the two of them he yelled,"Mom, turn your headlights on..there's a snake in your bush."