Jokes

One day a man got his wife Wendy's name tatooed on his penis. He went home to show her and she said,"Why does it say "wy" on your penis?" "Well", the man said,"When it's erect it says "Wendy." The next day while in the urinal, the man saw "wy" tatooed on another guys penis and he said'"Are you marraid to a Wendy as well?" Then the other guy said,"No mate, mine says "Welcome to Woolamaroo have a nice day."