Jokes

St. John was in charge for judgement day. A man walks up to him and says his name is Tim. St.Jhon says,"Tim, why should I let you into the gates of heaven?" Tim says,"Because I am a man who has not sinned." St. John says,"well I have to ask you a question before you can come in, would you like a hard or simple question?" Tim says,"An easy one please." St.Jhon asks Tim,"What is Gods real name?" Tim says,"That's easy, his name is Andy, I learned that in church from a song we used to sing." St. John asks,"What song?" Tim replies,"And he walks with me and he talks with me."