Jokes

One day at school, the teacher said,"Now I am going to say some alphabet letters and I want you to give me a word and sentence for each one." She starts with "A" Little Johnny shot up his hand. The teacher thought if she called on him, he would say something dirty, so she called on Timmy. "A" is for Apple",he said,"The Apple is red." "Very good Timmy, you may go home early",said the teacher. "Now the letter "B." Little Johnny shot up his hand. The teacher thought if she called on him, he would say something dirty, so she called on Susy. "B" is for Ball, The Ball is round", Susy said. "Very good Susy,you may go home early", said the teacher." When the teacher got to the letter "R", she thought Little Johnny could not think of something dirty to say with that letter. Again Little Johnny shot up his hand. This time the teacher called on him. Little Johnny said,"R" is for Rat..The Rat's tail is six fucking inches long."