Jokes

One day, little Johnny comes home from school and says, "Mom, I'm home", but gets no answer. So he goes upstairs and, through a crack in his mothers door, he see's her masturbating and saying, "I wish I had a man, I wish I had a man." The next day, same thing. He comes home and says, "Mom, I'm home", and gets no reply. So he goes upstairs and sees her masturbating again while saying, "I wish I had a man." Third day comes and same thing, only this time, when he goes upstairs, he sees his mom in bed having sex with a man. He says to himself, "Gee, that really works", and then he goes into his room, grabs a dirty magazine, and starts masturbating while saying, "I wish I had a bike, I wish I had a bike."