Jokes

A blonde decides to die her hair black so she will look a bit smarter. It works, sort of. People start treating her different, with a bit more respect. Later that day, she decides to take a trip to the countryside. On the way, she passes a field full of sheep. She stops, goes to the gate, and sees a farmer. "Awwwww, arn't they cute, what are they?", she asks the farmer. "Err, they're sheep, miss", the farmer replies. "If I can guess how many there are in the feild, can I have one?", she asks the farmer. "Certainly miss", the farmer replies. "347", the blonde guesses. "Exactly!!, take your pick", the farmer says in astonishment. The blonde picks one and, when on the way back to her car, the farmer asks her, "If I can guess what color your hair used to be, can I have my dog back?"