Jokes

A nun was in a building on the third floor. A man drives by in a car and yells, "Come nun, come, there is a huge flood coming!" The nun replies, "No, God shall save me!" The flood rises to the 2nd floor. Then a man comes by in a boat and says, "Come nun come, there is a flood coming!" The nun replies, "No, God shall save me!" Then the flood rises into the third floor. A man in a helicoptor flies by and yells,"GET INTO THE HELICOPTOR NOW!" The nun replies, "no, God shall save me!" Then the flood drowns the nun. The nun goes to heaven and asks, "God, why didn't you save me?" God then says, "I Sent a car, a boat and a helicoptor..what the hell were you waiting for?"