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There were three blondes who wanted to cross a river.
So the first blonde asked God if he would make her smart enough to know how to swim and cross the river. So God did.
The second blonde asked God to make her smart enough to build a raft and croos over the river. So God did. When the third blonde was about to ask God for her wish, God said, "I'm tired of you blondes and your dumb wishes." So he made the third blonde smart enough to see the bridge and cross over it.

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	strikesandouts12: Mon, May 12th 2008, 03:49: My wife's blonde so I live that joke every day. She's very entertaining!	Reply

	strikesandouts12: Mon, May 12th 2008, 03:46: My wife's blonde...I live that joke every day!	Reply

	nuthead: Mon, Apr 14th 2008, 04:37: even though iam blond i stil found it very funny.(no realy iam blond.)	Reply

	funnydarla: Tue, May 6th 2008, 15:04: nobody has loled this

	Moolz: Mon, Apr 7th 2008, 14:40: That was pretty funny. I was wondering if you would be interested in posting that joke on my new comedy website, www.TheReelComic.com. I am giving away $1,000 cash to the funniest joke that is voted on by the community members… 1 in 125 chance to win… interested?	Reply

	LILMAMA23: Sat, Apr 5th 2008, 13:42: just hilarious!lol	Reply

	Marklynch: Thu, Apr 3rd 2008, 02:40: that's the best so far . .lol	Reply

	com5: Tue, Mar 25th 2008, 15:48: Ok now that was funny I even want to be a Blonde( to fit my personality)	Reply

	LILMAMA23: Sat, Apr 5th 2008, 13:43: hi wana b my fan or friend???com5:?

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