Jokes

One day I asked my grandma to tell me something funny. she told me; One day, a woman went to the pharmacy and said, "Sir, could you give me some medicine so I could kill my husband?" The man behind the counter said, "Miss, I'm afraid to say I can't do that because I could lose my wife, my life and my career." The woman showed the man a picture of his wife and her husband sleeping together. The man said, "Hold on one minute, I didn't know you had a prescription." My grandma said, "Now yo grand-daddy dead."