Jokes

A man and his wife were heading into town, riding in a horse and carriage. The horse stops. The man gets out of the carriage and walks up to the horse. He looks at him and says, "One". The man climbs back into the carriage and the horse proceeds. Again, the horse stops. The man gets out, walks up to the horse and says, "Two". The man climbs back in, and the horse proceeds. The horse stops a third time. The man reaches into the back of the carriage for his gun. He climbs out and shoots the horse dead. "That's just great", says the wife, "Now we have to walk into town." Very unhappy, she says, "Well, I'm not walking." The man looks at his wife and says, "One..."