Jokes

One time there was a baby and a mama, and this mama went to Oscos and left the baby outside. There was this robber on the roof and he dropped a hammer on the babys head. The baby started crying. The mama came out and patched the babys head. Then the robber dropped a log on the babys head and the baby started crying. The mama came out and patched the babys head. Finally the robber dropped a bomb and the baby started laughing. The mother asked, "Why are you laughing?" The baby said, "I pooted and the house behind me blow up."