Jokes

Three kids are in class and the teacher asks them if they could think of a sentence with the word "definitely" in it. So the first little girl says, "The grass is definitely grenn." The teacher says, "No darling, the grass can be black when it is burnt." So the secand little girl says, "The sky is definitely blue." The teacher says, "No darling, the sky can be black at night." So then the little boy says, "Miss, Miss.. does fart have lumps in it?" The teacher says, "No.. why?", and the boy says, "Well then I've definitely shit my pants!"