Jokes

A Cajun goes for a job interview. The employer asks him all the normal questions and looks at his resume. Then he takes a piece of paper and says, "Ok, I want you to show the number nine without using numbers." The Cajun takes the paper and thinks a minute, then he draws three trees on the paper and hands it back to man. The guy looks at it and says, "How's this?" The Cajun says, "Tree and tree and tree makes nine." The man says, "Ok, but now I want you to show ninety-nine." The Cajun takes the paper and thinks a minute, then he draws a thick dot on each tree and hands the paper back to the guy. The guy says, "How's this?" The Cajun answers, "Dirty tree, Dirty tree, Dirty tree." The employer says, "Ok, now show 100." The Cajun takes the paper and thinks a while, then he draws a dog and a small lump next to each tree. The employer asks, "How's this?" The Cajun says, "Dirty tree and a turd, Dirty tree and a turd, Dirty tree and a turd."