Jokes

A man called Damian had an accident and his ears got chopped off. Damian owns a buisness and there was a position open. He advertised for a new worker and three people turned up for the interview. The first man came in and Damian thought he was excellent, he knew everything. The boss asked at the end of the interview what he noticed about himself. The worker said, "You have no ears." Damian got angry and threw him out. The second worker came in. Damian thought he was excellent, even better than the first worker. At the end of the interview Damian asked what he noticed about himself. The worker said, "You have no ears." Damian got angry again and chucked him out. The third man came in. This worker was the best, better than the rest of them. At the end of the interview Damian asked the worker what did he notice about himself the worker said, "You wear contact lenses." Damian was impressed. "How did you know that?" The worker answered, "I noticed you have bad eye sight and you can't put any glasses on cause you haven't got any ears."