Jokes

Preston, Stanley and Sherman all went to hell. When they got there The Devil said, "Ya'll can go to Heaven if all ya'll dicks equal 18inches." So Sherman pulled out his dick and it was 9 inches. Stanley pulled out his dick and it was 8 inches. Preston pulled out his dick it was 1 inch. So The Devil said, "Ya'll can go." When they left, Sherman said, "Ya'll better be glad my dick was 9 inches." Stanley said, "Ya'll better be glad my dick was 8 inches." Preston said, "Ya'll better be glad I was hard."